Friday, November 27, 2015

The Sound And The "Fury" Of Spoofs

Originally released this summer but new to Netflix, "Kung Fury" is a welcome blast to and from the past. This short, action-packed parody has more '80s-centric details than you can fit into a DeLorean.

Deliberate VHS image quality and over-the-top, arcade-style effects? Check. Melodramatic dialogue and period-specific choices, right down to the fonts and title screens? Check. The authentic original soundtrack (with a contribution from David Hasselhoff, no less) literally sounds like it was sent to us from the past. Possibly the best 30 minutes you'll see this year!

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

New TV Shows Try To Make The Grade

Have you met the freshman class of the 2015-16 TV season? As we approach the halfway point of their first year on the air, think of the following reviews as these shows' mid-term report cards. Who's going to the head of the class and who's going to need extra credit? Keep reading for the verdict so far! There may or may not be a quiz later... ;)

"Scream Queens" (Fox)
Subject: Sociology
Premise: The friends and foes of a popular sorority are targeted by a masked serial killer who is connected to a secret from the school's past.
Episodes: 9 [out of 13 scheduled]
Evaluation: The latest offering from "Glee" and "American Horror Story" creator Ryan Murphy splits the difference between those two disparate genres. Never entirely funny or scary, this biting send-up of college horror tropes works better when it brazenly defies expectations than when it rehashes the same cliches it tries so earnestly to subvert. There's some truly inspired slang and dialogue that miraculously slips past the network censors, while a brilliantly-cast Jamie Lee Curtis (as the ambitious dean) steals the show from its talented ensemble. The opening credits alone are worth a watch. However, it remains to be seen whether this anthology-in-the-making has enough guts to survive until its next installment.
Grade: B-

"Quantico" (ABC)
Subject: Current Events
Premise: A dedicated FBI recruit pieces together the events that transpired between her training at the academy and a New York City bombing for which she is being framed.
Episodes: 8 [out of 22 scheduled]
Evaluation: A diverse and well-rounded cast -- combined with fast-paced storytelling and an unflinching look at the roots and effects of terrorism -- rank this series among the better fall debuts. Don't be fooled by the pretty young recruits; they've done an outstanding job of portraying the complexities of suspicious human nature. What sets "Quantico" above its soapy counterparts is its willingness to make the characters (and the audience) question the people and the world around them. Sure, there's enough relationship drama and inner turmoil to fuel a lesser show, but every interaction from a glance to a tryst makes you second-guess who's manipulating who. At the rate it's going, the show is a puzzle that will demand repeat viewings to see how its intricate pieces fall into place.
Grade: A-

"The Muppets" (ABC)
Subject: Arts & Crafts
Premise: All the puppets you know and love are back in a workplace mockumentary set in and around Miss Piggy's late-night talk show.
Episodes: 8 [out of 16 scheduled]
Evaluation: The trademark humor and heart of the characters are in full effect... even if the voice acting doesn't quite match the high standards of its original run. It's also a blast to see how their personalities fit (or don't) at work and in relationships -- a more developed concept than their variety show origins and movie adventures. The first season was always intended to have a shorter run (likely due to the technical demands of all the puppetry), but worrisome reports have surfaced that the show will be retooled mid-season amid creative differences between its producers. If it's not broke, don't fix it -- especially at the risk of ruining a bright spot in an otherwise dull sitcom line-up.
Grade: B


"Supergirl" (CBS)
Subject: Physics
Premise: Superman's cousin Kara uses her powers to help National City while trying to avoid comparisons to and reliance on the Man of Steel.
Episodes: 5 [out of 13 scheduled; full-season order is pending]
Evaluation: It's not a bird or a plane, and it's not living up to its potential. Good news: the show has a strong feminist spine, and starting with Kara as an adult prevents drawing parallels to the last Super-related, coming-of-age saga ("Smallville"). Bad news: the show can't decide what it wants to be. Is it a dramedy about purpose or a sci-fi procedural? It's hard to take it seriously when the tone is so uneven. The villain-of-the-week angle is already tired, and the special effects could use some help as well. At least the cast is capable and appealing -- particularly Calista Flockhart's deliciously driven Cat Grant (this show's answer to Perry White) -- but it'll take a lot more than good intentions to keep this one in the air.
Grade: C+

Monday, November 23, 2015

What Would Janet Do?

Whatever happened to the girl who assumed control of her life and her career? The one who united all of us as one nation under rhythm and who taught us how love goes? After a lengthy hiatus, it's official: Janet Jackson is back.

As a longtime fan, I'm confident enough to concede that Jackson's last great album from start to finish was 1997's deep confessional jam "The Velvet Rope." Her last good album was 2001's free-spirited and eclectic "All For You," and her last above-average album was 2004's post-Super Bowl mea culpa "Damita Jo." Since then, 2006's "20 Y.O." and 2008's "Discipline" both had a few standout cuts, but after the artistic triumph of "Velvet," the ratio of foundation-to-filler on each subsequent album has gradually reversed. Critics are eager to point to her infamous halftime show as the tipping point between "good Janet" and "bad Janet," but that is hardly accurate or fair. Jackson's musical output of late was perhaps hardest-hit by shifting trends in the recording industry.

While Jackson has always owned her sexuality and rightfully empowered others to do the same, it started (intentionally or not) taking center stage in her lyrics. Her music became less about saying something meaningful and more about copying what others were already saying -- alas, not without awkwardness. Consider her 2008 single "Feedback": there is actually a lyric that says, "My swag is serious/Heavy like a first-day period." Such a declaration is beyond ridiculous to type out let alone sing aloud, but perhaps most offensive is that it's so far beneath her usual manner of coy, come-hither lines that used to entice body AND brain. While we don't have to regress all the way back to the innocence of classics like "Let's Wait Awhile" and "Come Back To Me," at least that initial longing matured nicely into sultry hits like "You Want This" and "I Get Lonely" before derailing into that land of TMI somewhere along the way.

Adding to a recipe that was approaching disaster was her (and everyone else's) increased use of processed vocals. As if we needed any reminders that Janet is from a famous music family, more than a few tracks went as far as making her sound a little too much like Michael for anyone's liking. Even worse was the inclusion of obligatory rap segments from guest artists, which are fine as long as they add a new layer or unique dimension to the song. Many of these attempts featured bigger names like Kanye West, Khia, and Nelly, but they failed to mesh with Jackson's genre-hopping and also pulled focus away from her -- simply because a lot of the popular singles at the time were using that formula. For a moment or two, such phoned-in methods may have caused her pop-royalty crown to slip. A recent analysis in "Flavorwire" brilliantly summarized how Jackson's late-'80s/early-'90s heyday involved her setting the trends instead of following them. While my own take on her recent efforts suggests that she's guilty of the latter, allow me to make a case for her exoneration.

As her first album in seven years, "Unbreakable" is simultaneously Jackson's return to form and a mission statement about her legacy as a pop icon. Clearly, the downtime has been good for her to refresh and focus. Right away, it's difficult not to be struck by the regal, majestic air of the cover art, which is a welcome thematic statement when compared to the scantily-clad (a.k.a. been-there, done-that) nature of her previous four albums' artwork. There's a good mix of styles represented among the album's 17 songs: the gentle inspiration of the title track, the trip-hop tinge of "Damn Baby," and even the classic-rock flourishes of "Well Traveled." In her grand tradition of releasing albums with higher track counts (often increased by a handful of spoken word interludes), Jackson more than gives us our money's worth with 16 new songs and only one interlude -- in contrast with today's average album length of 10 to 12 songs.

Unlike her more scattered collections, everything on "Unbreakable" adheres to its central messages of strength, resilience, and progress -- even when it's telling you the best thing you can do for yourself is let down your guard and have a little fun. "Burnitup," her dynamite collaboration with fellow R&B superstar Missy Elliott, is the most uptempo of these songs to capture that positive spirit. Though Elliott and the album's other contributor J. Cole could be classified under my earlier claim of obligatory guest-spots, they succeed in finding a more natural fit within their respective songs and the overall vibe of the album. More than anything, I'm just glad to hear Jackson's voice again. Her own voice, not distorted or auto-tuned on every track, is actually allowed to breathe and flourish. As light as her vocals can be, she does sound more confident -- especially given the industry's current make-or-break demand for vocal prowess that separates the wheat of Adele and Gaga from the chaff of countless imitators-in-waiting.

"Unbreakable" succeeds in large part because its strings are invisible. Yes, it has a lot in common with Jackson's mid-career highlights, but it's not trying too hard or forcing itself to achieve those same degrees of relevance. Instead, the album simply exists as a record of what this absence from the spotlight has taught her and allows the listener to sit back and experience its wisdom. Songs like the lilting "Shoulda Known Better" may seem too straightforward or even lackluster on the surface, but it comes down to what they mean to Jackson and why she chose to record and include them. It's worth mentioning that this is Janet's first album since Michael's passing, and the lessons from that loss echo through the album's several contemplative ballads. Ultimately, "Unbreakable" is a powerful tool to reconnect with her fans and explore her inner self in a truly transparent way. Jackson is one of the few remaining pop stars who has resisted manufacturing her image. Cultural descendants like Beyonce and Rihanna don't always delve as deeply into discussions about race, gender, sexuality, politics, or personal identity through their own music. However, they will be forever indebted to Jackson's uncanny ability to take even the most controversial topics and make them both palatable and danceable at the same time.

Jackson herself has admitted that part of her time away was spent evaluating the future of her career and her role in the music industry. As far as I'm concerned, she will always have a place in pop culture... as long as she continues to play her cards right and responsibly wields her ongoing influence.