Chris & Rob's East-ellent Adventure

Bill and Ted's adventures took them through time in a phone booth and later to Hell and back. Our adventures over the next week or so will take us through time zones and state lines in a variety of transportation modes... and still to Hell and back in the form of New Jersey (wink).

That's right, boys and girls! It's time for an epic summer vacation the likes of which have rarely been seen outside of a National Lampoon movie. Check out the maps below, which outline the itinerary for our massive trip and should give you an idea of when and where to hide from us. Kidding! Mostly...

Saturday, 6/27: New Jersey

Sunday, 6/28 to Thursday, 7/2: Pennsylvania

Friday, 7/3 to Sunday, 7/5: Massachusetts

I'll be posting updates from each state as this magical journey unfolds, so get ready for swashbuckling action and daring feats of... oh, who am I kidding? There will be historic sites, cultural points of interest, tourist attractions, visits to some of my old haunts (yours truly was born and raised back east)... and FOOD. Lots and lots of delicious, so-good-but-it's-bad-for-you East Coast eats.

Prepare yourselves for the vicarious experience of the year! At least until I go to the Seattle area in late July. And then New Orleans at the end of October. So, more accurately, prepare yourselves for the vicarious experience of the month. Either way, I hope you have as much fun by reading as we are by doing. Onward!